January 2011
28 posts
"you didn't applaud when i turned 40"
ohhh Betty White
My tongue will be peirced very soon
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wake up and have a text fron bryce
hmmmmmm
mr. spider, what will i do when you die?
(574): pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My family car was just repossessed
juhmjuhm:
i was crying in the basement while my mom talked to them. I’m so tired of this. i had to go get all of my cd’s and stuff out of the car. When will this end.
shit’s gotta get worse before it gets better
I just want someone to love me.
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have...
~ Theodore Roosevelt
What is the difference between "sleep" and...
ohbarf:
I sound like such an ignorant prick, but I really want to know the difference.
sleep: you comp is on just a black screen hibernate: its like putting your comp on pause. it shuts down but doesnt close windows and such.
Less
Dad: How’s college? I miss you and love you.
Me: I think I lost my debit card.
Dad: I love you less now
i havent felt this helpless in a long time
Actual children's answers to the question “what is... →
mrosem:
virgintongues:
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” - Billy, age 4 “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” - Karl, age 5 “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of...
i don't feel attractive enough for anyone.
816. OLD HABITS DIE HARD OR THEY NEVER DO.
wilsonlauren:
I can’t sleep ):
neither can i, this ducks.