Est. 1992: Archive

“I will remember the kisses, our lips raw with love, and how you gave me...”

– Charles Bukowski (via cuntbarf)

Dec 31st

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.
 I just died

Dec 27th

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Dec 23rd

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gallows-bird: All I Want for Christmas || The...

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baby all i want for chirstmas is you

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Catching Angels: Sailor Moon S chit chat →

welivedalie: happythirty: welivedalie: Okay so here I am re-watching Sailor Moon S episode 113. Now I don’t know how many of my followers are sailor moon fans, but I’m trying to understand the whole reason why the outter planet soldiers feel the need to be so uptight about the Inner senshi trying to help find the holy grail/messiah. yeah the inner senshi were meant to protect the...

Dec 20th

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Catching Angels: Sailor Moon S chit chat →

welivedalie: Okay so here I am re-watching Sailor Moon S episode 113. Now I don’t know how many of my followers are sailor moon fans, but I’m trying to understand the whole reason why the outter planet soldiers feel the need to be so uptight about the Inner senshi trying to help find the holy grail/messiah. yeah the inner senshi were meant to protect the princess, but the outer scouts were...

Dec 20th

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